While the blind Captain roots around in the cockpit, and the First and Second Officers ham it up for the camera, the 777 drifts steadily to starboard....
Other possible captions:
SO: Captain, a bearded passenger in a bulging overcoat just handed me this note -- "Take this plane to Cuba...."
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Captain: Looks like the real crew broke out of the lavatory, guys, we may have to give them back their caps, now.
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SO: No, Officer, we weren't trying to get airborne, hehe. And my Dad didn't see the stoplight. I'll just give him this speeding ticket....
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FO: Uh-oh Dad, looks like Mom is really upset back there. We may need to turn the Roger Wilco volume down so she can hear Melrose Place....
Remember Pete's picture of himslef jumpseating at age 3? We should have a photo caption contest....
Tonetis
